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woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

(via pheeta)

asian:

my grades are going down i’m yelling tumblr

(via papertown-kids)

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

(via papertown-kids)

  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign